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working today

November 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Hello!

I have figured out a backwards way of getting around the system so I can blog at work!  WOO-HOO!

Since I’m not so sure when I stopped, I will update you on my 100 book challenge!!  I veered off the list and have been picking up whatever sounds good at the time; and y’all, I have fallen in love with the author  Laurie Notaro!  She is a hilarious non-fiction writer out of Arizona who writes about her day-to-day life dealing with marriage, pets, and her mother.  I laugh at every story until there are tears rolling down my cheeks!  My favorite one of hers is “The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death”.  Go get it!!

As for the quantity… that’s another story.  Though I have lost count, I know that I am not anywhere close to 100 sadly.  I knew going into it that it was a farfetched goal — just didn’t realize how much I also love to sleep.  But by pushing towards this goal, I have grown to love reading again which is something that through college, not that I feel out of love with reading, I think I just forgot about it.  I’m like Carrie – I forgot how much I love the smell of a library book or how long I can get lost in a book store.  This boost was the best thing I did for myself this year and I am so happy that I tried — and hey, I know I got over halfway there and there are still 2 months to go!

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too funny!

March 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Thanks US Weekly for this:

The Office’s Rainn Wilson — next up in Monsters vs. Aliens (out March 27) — filled out the “25 Things” Facebook chain letter for Us Weekly.

1. I would make a beautiful woman.
2. My wife is way funnier than I am.
3. I once thought it would be a good idea to be a pipe smoker like Sherlock Holmes or The Hef. I was 19.
4. I am “just not that into” seeing that new dating movie.
5. I know why the caged bird sings. To make female birds think he’s sensitive.
6. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. This causes a lot of injuries for me.
7. I’ve got 99 problems and a fish ain’t one of them.
8. Fact: My mother wanted to name me Thucydides.
9. Maize: My people call it corn.
10. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? One, with my ­incredibly acidic saliva.
11. I believe in universal health care for every planet except Earth.
12. Unlike most, I feel John Oates is overrated.
13. I am 6-foot-1 and 5/6 inches.
14. I frigging hate negative people. They suck.
15. I once took a girl on a date and refused to pay for her movie ticket because, as a feminist, I was ideologically opposed to the idea. Never saw her again. I was 19.
16. If I see a fire extinguisher, I have to play with it.
17. When I was a child, I stepped on my pet gerbil, Frederick. My dad gave him a funeral flush.
18. I think Mary Todd Lincoln was a ­stone-cold fox.
19. I always thought the lyrics to “Jet ­Airliner” by the Steve Miller Band went “Big ol’ Chad and the lineup.”
20. I once put my left foot in while ­doing the hokeypokey and was unable to take it out for three days.
21. I’m an expert juggler, chess player and Call of Duty sniper.
22. I dance like a girl when Madonna’s “Into the Groove” comes on.
23. Fact: My two favorite shows are Lost and Sesame Street.
24. My stunt double on The Office is a marionette.
25. I wish there was a Home Surgery Network.”

Haha!!  Oh he sure does make me laugh…

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happy birthday, me!

February 9, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Too funny today on Ellen —

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what sadie needs

January 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I guess I need to put my engineering degree to use!

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karaoke

January 12, 2009 · 1 Comment

Need I say more…
OMG.

OMG.

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himym

January 12, 2009 · 1 Comment

I am so pumped for Speidi and Kim Kardashian on HIMYM tonight that I thought I would share one of my favorite NPH moments (singing about Ted’s sister, Heather):

HAHA!! I absolutely LOVE it.

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new camera!!

December 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Yay for a new camera!! I guess Sadie thought my flash was a little bright…

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good laugh

September 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Thanks, Adi :)

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