Daily Archives: June 17, 2010

my sister knows me too well

My sister and family just got back from Lake Tahoe (yes, I am jealous). While there, she was also kind enough to send us pictures like this of them eating pop tarts in the park for breakfast. I mean, really…

Sigh. When I eat breakfast, my view is my computer screens. Just not the same.

But she knows me too well when I get to work today and find this at our carriers (i.e. her husband’s) desk:

How cute!! They are stickers about coffee, caffeine, and women in the work place.

My favorites?

“Don’t talk to my breasts, they’re deaf.” – I’m looking at you, neighbor.

“I need more money and power and less shit from you people.” – Theme of my week.

“I haven’t had my coffee yet. Don’t make me kill you.” – I just choose not to talk to people until I get a cup (or two) in me.

“Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass.” – So that’s why men hold open doors for you!

“We’re not gossiping. We’re networking.” – Haha yes! I’m going to start using that one.

“Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do.” – Both of which I am doing right now.

Thanks, sister!